I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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