The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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