Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Randomize
