Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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