Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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