Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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