Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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