I hate your face
Dual....:-)
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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