I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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