I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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