There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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