My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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