i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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