She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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