Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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