walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
