I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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