I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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