I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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