found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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