it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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