my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
