So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
No subtext here. People are naked.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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