i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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