she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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