I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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