I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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