'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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