Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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