just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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