So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
40s are totally the cure
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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