I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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