we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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