We got so high we made milksteak
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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