i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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