their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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