i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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