my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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