I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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