Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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