Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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