I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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