At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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