I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Oh Jesus.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My Sexting was not on an AP level
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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