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Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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