just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
