yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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