I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We left the knife in your bed.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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