Christians are straight up FREAKS
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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