if i can run in heels then i can drive
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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