my room smells like sperm. sweet.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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