did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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